Funny Love Sayings

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ by Agatha Christie


I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~ by Woody Allen


There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
~ by Melanie Griffith


You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
~ by Melanie Clark


Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
~ by Albert Einstein


The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
~ by Woody Allen


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?
~ by Freud


Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
~ by Anonymous


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
~ by Samuel Johnson


The bravest thing that men do is love women.
~ by Mort Sahl


One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. 
~ by Oscar Wilde


Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. 
~ by Helen Rowland


Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener. 
~ by Pauline Thompson


The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. 
~ by George Bernard Shaw


Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
~ by Douglas Jerrold


He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child.
~ by Anthony Burgess


Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it.
~ by Ned Rorem


Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
~ by William Somerset Maugham


A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
~ by Helen Rowland


We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
~ by Peter de Vries