Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Funny Love Sayings

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ by Agatha Christie


I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~ by Woody Allen


There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
~ by Melanie Griffith


You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
~ by Melanie Clark


Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
~ by Albert Einstein


The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
~ by Woody Allen


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?
~ by Freud


Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
~ by Anonymous


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
~ by Samuel Johnson


The bravest thing that men do is love women.
~ by Mort Sahl


One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. 
~ by Oscar Wilde


Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. 
~ by Helen Rowland


Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener. 
~ by Pauline Thompson


The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. 
~ by George Bernard Shaw


Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
~ by Douglas Jerrold


He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child.
~ by Anthony Burgess


Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it.
~ by Ned Rorem


Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
~ by William Somerset Maugham


A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
~ by Helen Rowland


We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
~ by Peter de Vries

Popular Top 20 Love Sayings Of All Time

1.True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self.----- -William Butler Yeats. 


2."She walks in Beauty, like the night
Of cloudness climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes..."-------Lord Byron
3.Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.--------John Keats


4.Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.------ -Robert Frost 


5.Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.------Aristotle 


6.A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.------Ingrid Bergmen


7.My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.-------Ibn Abbad


8. Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.---- -William Shakespeare.


9.What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes...------Elizabeth Barret Browning


10. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud...----- -The Bible.


11.In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night, you rescue me, you save my life.--------Bliss and Cerney


12.Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.------Aphra Behn


13.Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.----- -Jean Anouilh 


14. He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.------ -Leo Tolstoy 


15. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...------- -Elizabeth Barrett Browning 


16.Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all of the time, made new.------- -Ursula K. LeGuin 


17.Thou art to me a delicious torment.--------Ralph Waldo Emerson


18.Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart.--------Alphonse Marie de la Martine


19.Come live with me and be my love, and we will some new pleasures prove, of golden sands, and crystal beaches, with silken lines and silver hooks...---------John Dunne


20.Like music on the waters is they sweet voice to me.-------Lord Byron

Sad Sayings

The ultimate evil is to leave the company of the living before you die. 
~ by Seneca 


Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do
~ by Katasai Rakshasa 


What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.
~ by Dave Barry
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
~ by Cynthia Nelms


Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.
~ by Christina Georgina Rossetti


For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.
~ by John Greenleaf Whittier


Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
~ by Malcolm X


Sadness flies away on the wings of time.
~ by Jean de La Fontaine 


They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.
~ by Psalms


He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.
~ by Voltaire


Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
~ by Winston Churchill


The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
~ by W.M. Lewis


My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad.
~ by Olive Schreiner


How sad to see a father with money and no joy. The man studied economics, but never studied happiness.
~ by Jim Rohn


A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go
~ by Anonymous


Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.
~ by E.H. Chaplin


Clowns wear a face that's painted intentionally on them so they appear to be happy or sad. What kind of mask are you wearing today?
~ by Anonymous


Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears
~ by Marcus Aurelius


Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
~ by Wizard of Oz


I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
~ by Helen Keller

Romantic Love Sayings



Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love! 
- From the movie Moulin Rouge 


Other men said they have seen angels, 
But I have seen thee 
And thou art enough. 
- By G. Moore 


I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby. 
- From a song by Savage Garden


I love you - those three words have my life in them. 
- By Alexandrea to Nicholas III 


What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. 
- By Ralph Waldo Emerson 


I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion 


I have shudder'd at it. 
I shudder no more. 
I could be martyr'd for my religion 
Love is my religion 
And I could die for that. 
I could die for you. 
- By John Keats 


I'd like to run away 
From you, 
But if you didn't come 
And find me ... 
I would die. 
- By Shirley Bassey 


When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. 
- By Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) 


The greatest thing you'll ever learn 
Is to love and be loved in return. 
- From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole


Soul meets soul on lover's lips. 
- By Percy Bysshe Shelly 


I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. 
I've always found time to teach them. 
- By Mae West


Beautiful cute love sayings


It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving
- Mother Teresa 


Wherever you go, go with all your heart


I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury. 


- Groucho Marx


If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will


Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, and men below, and saints above: For love is heaven, and heaven is love
- Walter Scott


The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life
- William Wordsworth


I didn't mean to fall in love with you
And baby there's a name
For what you put me through
It isn't love, it's robbery
I'm sleeping with the ghost of you and me 
- The Ghost of You and Me - BB Mak


Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion
- Javan


...then I did the simplest thing in the world.
I leaned down... and kissed him.
And the world cracked open. 
- Agnes de Mille


When it comes to relationships, don't be the person who has to look back and wonder what they could have had. Forget about the risk and take the fall. If it's really love, then there's no risk at all. Besides, of all the words, tongue and pen, the saddest are, it could have been


Without a soul
My spirit is sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there
And lead it back home 
- Bring me to Life - Evanescence

Romantic crush love sayings

The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned - by Somerset Maugham


"It is the true season of love, when we know that we alone can love,
That no one could ever have loved before us, and that no one will
ever love in the same way after us" - by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too - by Joyce Cary
When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace - by HH the Dalai Lama


If ever two was one, then surely we. 
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee - by Anne Bradstreet


Some people say the worst way to miss someone is when they are right next to you and you know you can't have them, but it's worse when you thought you didn't want them anymore and then all of a sudden you realize you can't live without them


Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart - by Julie Marie


Here are fruits, flowers, leaves and branches, and here is my heart, which beats only for you - by Paul Verlaine


Love is like Christmas; both giving and receiving are heart felt


Let it be known, that without love and compassion the heart seizes to beat 


Scars of the heart are writings of pain from our mistakes so that we may have a history to look back upon as to not repeat the past - by Rodney Parrish

Famous Love Sayings

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread - Mother Teresa


Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love - Albert Einstein


There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder - Charles Morgan


Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence - Eric Fromm


Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving - Kahlil Gibran


Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975


Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière


When love is not madness, it is not love - Pedro Calderon de la Barca


Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river - Malagasy Proverb

Best Love Sayings

A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?


Don't forget to love yourself.


He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.


I see you in every passing face


It's a rainy day when you're not around


Life is the flower for which love is the honey.


Love is the master key, which opens the gates of happiness.


Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.


Love makes everything lovely.


Love without return is like a question without an answer


Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.

Top Love Sayings

If you love somebody, set him or her free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.


Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything.


Love builds bridges where there is none.


Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.


Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.


Life without love is like a tree without fruit.


To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.


A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.


Love means never having to say you’re sorry.


If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Sunday ShoutOuts

Suffolk used to worship Sunday, not God.
-Blythe, Ronald George
Don't let us be familiar or fond, nor kiss before folks, like my Lady Fadler and Sir Francis: nor go to Hyde-Park together the first Sunday in a new chariot, to provoke eyes and whispers, and then never be seen there together again; as if we were proud of one another the first week, and ashamed of one another ever after† Let usbe verystrangeandwell-bred: Let usbe asstrangeasif wehad beenmarried a great while, and aswell-bred as if we were not married at all.
-Congreve,William
  
   A duller spectaclethis earth of ourshas not toshow than a rainy Sunday in London.
-Depp,Johnny

Here of a Sunday morning My love and I would lie, And see the coloured counties, And hear the larks so high About us in the sky.
-Housman, A(lfred) E(dward)
 
A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
-Leacock, Stephen Butler
  
Nothing is so musical as the sound of pouring bourbon for the first drink on a Sundaymorning. Not Bach or Schubert or any of those masters.
-McCullers, (Lula) Carson ne¤  e Smith
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.Like whentheysay 'Asit wasin the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end'.
-Rhys,Jean pseudonym of  Ellen Gwendolen Rees Williams
 
   Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the colour of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills, when we sang and wallowed all night and day in caves that smelt like Sundayafternoons in damp front farmhouse parlours, and we chased, with the jawbones of deacons, the English and the bears, before the motor car, before the wheel, before the duchess-faced horse, when we rode the daft and happy hills bareback, it snowed and it snowed.
-Thomas, Dylan Marlais
  
Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig on Sunday.
-Truman, Harry S
  

Monday, January 31, 2011

Cute ShoutOuts

♥Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock each other down, irritate each other, hate each other but can't live without each other.♥


♥The hardest part about growing up is letting go of what you were used to, and moving on with something you're not.♥


♥Remember, life is balance. You'll never know how great it can be, unless you know how bad it can get.♥


♥A relationship is 2 people loving and caring about each other in their own way, NOT 2 people plus another who only adds drama and causes problems.♥


♥I'll give u my heart and hope u take it, but if u give me your heart i will lock it in a safe and throw away the key so i can never let it go.♥


♥Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like saying sorry for being real. If someone really wants to be in your life, they will make an effort for it.♥


♥"If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies".♥


♥What is important in a relationship is unconditional love; the ability to relate and love someone without question.♥


♥Many people say they want to find true love, yet when it's standing right in front of them, they're either blind to it, take it for granted, or throw it away.♥


♥When the person you love is far away and you can't see him or her. Just remember no distance is to small or wide, love is everlasting and never dies.♥